Shit! I am hungry!


“Shit! I am late!” local resident Bob Locke thought to himself looking at his wristwatch. “Shit! It is cold!” he thought aloud walking towards the bus stop, “Shit! It just left!” when he got there.

“What a shitty start of the day!” he kept thinking while waiting for the next bus.

After a good half an hour the bus came. “Shit! What traffic!” he kept thinking to himself the whole way for the full hour or so it took the bus to wade through other buses, cars, trucks and bicycles carrying people going to places. “Shit!”

Needless to say the rest of the day was spent in the same shitty way.

At the end of the day, Bob looked at the hustle and bustle of the city, took a deep breath, and said: “Shit! I am hungry!”


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