Aids virus marks World AIDS Day by infecting 250,000,000th human.

Science has brought the world to the point where the end of AIDS, according to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

And, she added, “It is science that will allow us to finish this job.”

Despite such remarks, local Aids virus today reportedly infected the 250,000,000th human since its inception as an evolutionary punishment for humanity’s sins.

The job, she has famously said, is to create an “AIDS-free generation” – something that once seemed like a pipe dream and now, after more than 30 years, seems increasingly possible despite this latest setback.

In advance of World AIDS Day, Clinton outlined a five-point “blueprint” that she said will guide the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief, or PEPFAR, in the next few years.

Central to the plan, Clinton said, is an emphasis on evidence and science.

“As a scientist, nothing could be more pleasing to me,” commented Myron Cohen, MD, of the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.

It is, he said, “a commitment to what has been evolving.”

The aids virus could not agree more.


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