Dead guy decides to run for president

Dead Guy
Dead Guy

Hello living souls.

This is Hugo Chavez, your ex socialist president dropping a line or two regarding my future plans now that, well, I’ve crossed the line on to the eternal world.

I’ve decided to run. In the upcoming presidential election over my former earthly job that is. Being the president of Venezuela. Again.

Don’t look so surprised! It is not the first time someone from the other, eternal world has come to rule yours.

So, I am coming. You won’t be seeing me, I am a ghost you see? But I will be among you, everywhere, even more so than I was while alive.

I will not be campaigning much either, being dead has its drawbacks. But if elected, I promise, I will come back from the dead like Jesus Christ, to rule you until death. Your death, that is.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s