geographically challenged americans struggling to put a country that is not a country on a map

As the identity of the latest terrorist has been placed on a little known remote region of Russia, americans are struggling to come to grips with the fact that someone from out of nowhere came to kill them.

The latest poll show that most respondents believe Chechnya is a country which we must now invade to teach those white muslims a lesson their darker cousins learned the hard way in the last decade of the war on terror.

The actual geographical location of this country in the minds on most americans varies from the Czech Republic to North Korea. Most americans would support an invasion of either country no matter if they have nuclear weapons or not.

Also, according to wikipedia there are only 378 Chechens living in America. (err, 377 one of whom is in jail)


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