Loved and adored by his starving subjects, comrade Kim has but one thing keeping him up at night, the lack of love and respect from the vast majority of world citizens.
Sometimes referred to as “the little rocket man”, the fearsome North Korean dictator has no sway over the lack of respect shown to his persona by people living outside the borders of his realm.
I mean, people in many countries other than North Korea can just put his picture on toilet paper and wipe their dirty ass with it, literally. The poor little puffy face just can’t get any respect anywhere.
No nuclear bombs, rockets, and constant threats to their well being can sway foreign citizens into showing some respect. I mean, most people in North Korea would faint from adulation at the mere sight of his puffy head. How hard can it be to make the rest of the world to follow suit?
Still, Comrade Kim can take consolation from the fact that, with the exception of a very few places, the so called axis of adulation countries, many citizens of the world don’t have much respect for their own elected leaders either, including the most powerful of them all – his new buddy “dotard” Trump.